The Movie

Hey guys. Last night I went to see a movie at the movie theater (like normal people.) The movie I really went to see was SO boring...

It was about a talking dog who was left alone and went to an orphanage. All the other dogs at the orphanage made fun of the talking dog by calling him names and throwing chainsaws at him. One day the talking dog and his friend (a talking hippo) leave the orphanage to join a band. Their band takes off and then they're famous but they get kidnapped by ninjas!

I got so bored after that I decided to see some other movie. This other movie I go to see is called Kitten Strangler 7: the Fleshy Mass of Guts! Now that was a good movie...

It started out where this guy falls into a pit of acid, then catches on fire and dies! Then when the people are burying him they accidentally bury like 15 cats with him and all the cats tear up him dead body but some how when the cats die their spirit is transferred into the dead guy who comes back to life! Then the guys wants to take revenge on all the cats in the world because it was cats who messed up his body! He goes around to a bunch of animal shelters with his flame thrower and... I think you can guess what he does next... He invites the over for a tea party and... gives them all a home at his house, but then... he throws a big... party and they all are happy. Then they guy realizes that all the cats think he's ugly because of his mutilated body so he make pies out of them...

Honestly I'll have to say that "Kitten Strangler 7: the Fleshy Mass of Guts" was better than "happy dogs make a happy band." Make sure to go see both though... Well bye homeys!