Snow and the Mall

Hi I'm Billy Lukas and here's my second post on my blog! Yesterday I was walking through the mall when I realized something. I wasn't wearing any pants..."crap"... I though as a senile old man shouted, "put some pants on young lady!" Things got even worse when I realized I was wearing my Hannah Montana underwear. "CURSE YOU HANNAH MONTANA!" I yelled as I dove into a Victoria's Secret, display. That was probably a bad move on my part since the same old man yelled, "KEEP IT PG YOUNG LADY!" I wish people would stop calling me young lady... it's degrading... Well that's the end of that story... or at least I wish it was.

But anyway, today it SNOWED! I went outside and built a small snow version of Elmo. I gazed into its eyes and heard grunting noises, so I ran and got my snow shovel and beat it to death. My neighbor, (A crazy old bird named Mrs. Shlatoskie) looked at me like I was weird. I chucked my shovel at her and then ran inside, flapping my arms like the ponypterodactyls on the special learning channel. I went inside, and put my clothes on, and then went back outside to make a snow angel. It looked like a beaver that hadn't fed in months. Speaking of feeding, I ran over to the preschool playground and picked up some yellow snow, which I proceeded to eat and then digest.
Well, I'm going back outside to play with the snow fairies! See ya!