SICK

I'm sick... I have been all week. The doctor says that I will stop coughing things up soon. Just yesterday I coughed up a clown and the day before that I coughed up a group of senior citizens. They said they were just walking through the mall when I apparently ran up and started to eat them... I'M NOT WEIRD!

Now that I'm sick I can't do anything but play video games. I'm pretty good at Halo now that I know It's not a fashion show... At first I just walked around posing and getting blown to bits, and then I realized that I could be fashionable and blow other people to bits... JUST LIKE MARTHA STEWART! What that woman does for our Country... It's so incredible...

The only good thing about being sick is, you guessed it, NO SCHOOL. I'll tell you some of the dangerous ways to get sick quickly and not got to school here. Remember these are dangerous and could make you extremely sick.
1. Eat toothpaste (Lots)
2. Eat too much breakfast
3. Eat too many old people
4. Fake it
Remember not to kill yourself guys... Unless your annoying... or a politician! WOAH, sorry about that one. Sometimes I get a little out of control there...

Wow, this post is getting long... But I'm still sick so I'll make up a story. It's about Bob the ugly little kitten!
Once upon a time the was an unnaturally ugly kitten named Bob. One day Bob was playing video games when his mom came up to him and said, "Bob, all your brothers and sisters are dead!"
Bob said, "I'm playing video games and those are more important!"
Suddenly a lumberjack jumped through Bobs window and started tearing his house apart. Bob decided to go to bed.
THE END

Ooh that was good! Well bye people. I'll post again next week too! If you like me you should comment but you can also email me at billylukas@gmail.com

BYE