Hi everyone, It's me Billy. Let me tell you how my day went. First, I shaved my back with a communist. Then, I went to school where my first class was math. We studied how when you put some kind of symbol between two numbers, you get a different number! Then I spaced out and started doodling all over my paper. Then I had some kind of history lesson, then we made things go BOOM! in chemistry, then it was lunch. I walked up to the menu to see what was for lunch today. " Get away from the furnace you idiot!" someone shouted. Then, I got in line for lunch. By the time I got to the server lady, lunch was over. The server lady made me give her my money anyway because she says she doesn't get paid enough to deal with psychos like me. I told her she wasn't the first person to tell me that and I gladly paid her. Then, in social studies, we learned about Canada! It turns out that it's not a desolate wasteland inhabited solely by hyenas like I thought! The primitive humans there are sophisticated enough to build simple machines like "hovercrafts" and teleportation units" dumb stuff like that. Anyway, after that we did my least favorite recreational activity, ART. I was finishing up my painting when my teacher asked me what I was doing. "Painting a picture of hippos during mating season." My teacher let out a strangled gasp and ran from the room. "Nice going Billy!" some dumb person shouted. "Now the principal needs to hire a new Spanish teacher......again!" "Ya stupid Billy!" someone called from their seat. " Great job you little loser! You make me sick!!" My Mom said from the second row.


Anyway, that's how my day went all day today. When I got home, I took my cat Mr Tibbles for a skydiving trip and then went to bed. I lay there, wondering how to pay for Mt Tibbles broken spleen. Then I drifted off into a deep sleep and awoke aproximatley 5 minutes later to write this post. Ok cheese omlets! Until next time, this is Billy.