The First Post

Hey, everyone! I'm Billy Lukas and you are reading my blog. This is my first post so I'll try to fit everything in here. First I'll tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Billy Lukas (as you probably have figured out by now) but my friends just call me Dorkface... well i guess my parents do to... and my teachers... ... ... Anyway, I'm 13 years old and that's about it.

Now I'll tell you about this blog. I'm going to post about once a weak and some other times too. You can email me at BillyLukas@gmail.com and tell me anything you want. Soon I'll may a link to my store so you can wear a shirt with me on it (that sounds like a dream come true!) Please email me about stuff like ideas, complaints or even if you want to be in my blog.

Okay so now on to my first post. Today I think I'll tell you about how my average day at school goes so you can get to know me better.

1. I arrive at school 20 minutes early.
2. Some kid call me "grandpa" and the teachers try to escort me to the old peoples home.
3. I go to the daily "hip grandmas" meeting.
4. I find out that I am not a hip grandma, (I always forget.)
5. I arrive at school just in time for... lunch.
6. People call me "lunch lady boy" while throwing small animals at me.
7. I pull squirrels out of various uncomfortable places... like... my nose...
8. I am rushed to the hospital where the doctor says,"congratulations young lady, your pregnant!"
9. Uh oh.

That's how my days usually go. If you want more posts sooner subscribe and comment because that always helps! Bye everyone!